How to make a Sex Tape

If you film yourself having sex, there are high chances that the recording will one day become public. If in your mind you think you will ‘die’ if a video of you having sex ever goes public, then don’t make a sex tape. The probability of a sex tape going public and viral is very high: A ‘friend’ will always ask to use your phone. Your phone can get ‘stolen’ like Tino’s phone was stolen. You will at some point send your phone or laptop for repairs. You WILL break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and they will release the sex tape to spite you. If you record yourself having sex, there is a good chance it will ‘leak’. So if you think you will become suicidal if your sex tape goes public, then don’t film yourself having sex.

For those who think a little sex tape going viral is not the end of the world, there are a few suggestions you might need to consider to make the experience less traumatizing when the time comes: When the inevitable moment of your sex tape going viral hits you. The suggestion by many that a sex tape should be kept under lock and key is ridiculous and takes the fun out of making the sex tape in the first place. So if you are making a sex tape, make it with the conviction that it will go public. These simple steps might help:

1.       Think about the concept. Think in terms of a short film; you want the final product to be pleasant for you and your partner to watch. You also want the millions of people across the world that will get to see your sex tape to enjoy the experience. A script and some rehearsal of what will finally be filmed is essential here.

2.       Invest in some decent video camera that will do the job properly: If the world is going to see your sex tape, the video resolution has to be kind to their eyes. You don’t want a fuzzy picture when you watch the video on an HD television. And make sure the camera is on a tripod stand so that the two of you can have normal looking sex. What’s the point to having sex if you are going to be holding a video camera or phone in one hand?

3.       At least one of you has to learn basic video editing: It is essential to cut out parts of the footage that don’t bring out the best in you and your partner. You have to remember that your sex tape will be competing with the hundreds of ‘sexy’ pictures of yourself that are already in cyberspace. We know how Hitler reacted to TinTin’s sex tape.

4.       You should never involve another person in the recording or packaging of your sex tape because you don’t want the sex tape to ‘leak’ prematurely. And who knows, you might want to ‘leak’ the sex tape yourself to increase your chances of winning Big Brother and the timing of the ‘leak’ has to be just right and under your own terms. So it is essential to own the only copy of your sex tape.

This is cannot be overemphasized: By making a sex tape, you are accepting that one day it might go public and you must therefore do it right. Imagine your sex tape ‘leaking’ many years after you have left your wild ways and you have become a pastor. There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a sex tape, but effort must be put into making a ‘good’ sex tape.