A man is not made by physical strength, a sense of
superiority or rigidity. Manhood is not predicated upon an ability to fix, make
or shoot. A real man is not ashamed of softness, but he does not bow in the
face of hard things. The things that make a man have nothing to do with class,
race or rank. Rather manhood is found in the core values that bind together
people as diverse as the gentleman scholar and warrior soldier. A man puts the
woman he loves first. He wakes up at night with crying babies and closes the
door as he leaves the bedroom so that his wife can sleep while he soothes. He
works every day, inside and outside the house, for the life his family
deserves. He knows that in marriage there is no “his and hers”, there is only
“ours”. He knows this applies to the drudgery as thoroughly as it applies to
the joy. A man gives happiness before he
asks for any in return.
I think there are a lot of men and women still trying to
understand what manhood means and where it has a place in their lives. Some
maintain 1950’s sensibilities in a world that has outgrown them like a pair of
childhood saddle shoes. Others were told by people “who knew best” what to
expect or deserve and woke up one day disillusioned because the people “who
knew best” were wrong. Many don’t know they have the questions but sense they
are short of answers. And all the while it becomes harder and harder to hold
onto physical and emotional intimacy.
There are so many men that come home each day, throw their
socks on the floor, turn on the TV and wonder why the women they love have
stopped wanting them as men. And so many of the wives in those homes lean against
the wall and wonder when that boy they married will start acting like the man
they thought he would grow up to be. Then the kids go to bed, the lights are
turned off and they each fall asleep until the next morning that leads to the
next distant night.
Sex is at once so much more than anything else and so much
less. It is a sacred language only the two of you speak and a good laugh. It is
slow and love and fast and lust. It is give and take. It is an escape from the
everyday and a return to yourself. It is reality and fantasy. It is need right
now and forever I promise. It is giggles and fizzles and fireworks and almost
there and don’t let go. It is important.
And many men can’t figure out why they’re not having it.
Ahem. Hello Sir. Yes, you. Go ahead and turn the TV off, put
away the video games, walk away from the preparations for the boys only camping
trip. I want to have a few words with you. You know that girl you married? The
one that hasn’t let you touch her for days, weeks, months, years? Well, she’s
not having sex with you for some pretty damn good reasons. If you promise to be
nice, I can let you in on five of them right now. Put on your big boy pants and
get ready for some truth bombs. (Don’t
worry too much, I think you are man enough to take it.)
Now, on to the things you need to do, haven’t done and can
learn with flair.
ONE: Women need you to listen, they need you to remember and
they need you to say thank you. We are not asking for much here.
You need to listen. A woman needs you to listen to their
dreams, their concerns, the way a day has made her feel and the aftermath of
her successes and failures. Listening to your wife is one way of showing her
that she is not just a reflection glanced upon at the end of each day. It is a
way of communicating to her that you know she is complete and important and of
worth.
You need to remember.
And I am not just talking birthdays and anniversaries. (Although I would
strongly suggest you don’t forget those.) Of course, every now and then
remember to bring home your wife’s favorite flower or a packet of those pens
she loves or tickets to that concert she mentioned a few months back. It is
amazing what the simplest gesture will do for a woman that loves you. Also
remember who your sweetheart is, remember where she hopes to go, who she hopes
to become. And then on the days when the world gets too big and the rooms are
too small she can call on you and you can help her remember, too. It is amazing
what striving to understand the woman you love will do for the life you have
together.
You need to say thank you. It can be a tiring place, this
happily ever after. Yes, there is love and there are kitchen dances and sweet
cream baby cheeks. But there are also sleepless nights and mortgages and post
baby stretch marks. Thank her for every long day and long night. Thank her for
every smile and laugh out loud. Thank her for your babies. Thank her for the
dreams she pursues and the ones she puts on hold. Gratitude is often an action.
Show it by washing the dishes, playing with her hair, giving her time and
holding her hand. But every once in a while knock her socks off by actually
saying, “Thank you.”
Men! Those three things! That is romance! That is courtship!
That is love! And you know what gets women hot?
ROMANCE. COURTSHIP. LOVE.
TWO: Take her out on a date at least twice a month. Put on
spiffy clothes and take her to a restaurant, museum, movie or stroll around
downtown. Open her door and put your hand on the small of her back. Be the boy
she fell in love with and she will be the girl that made your heart race.
Making out in the car before driving home (while optional) is strongly
suggested.
THREE: If you want your wife to treat you like a man, you have
to act like a man. Your wife did not marry you in order to raise you. She does
not live to wash your dishes, pick up your socks or put the kids to bed by
herself while you watch the game for “just five more minutes”. (Although she
will happily do all of those things once in a while just because she can.) You
are not her project or responsibility. There is nothing sexually appealing
about a person that means more work, more worry and less freedom.
Your wife married you because she decided her life would be
richer and more meaningful with you as a partner. Stop trying to prove her
wrong. You are her ally in adventure, tedium, fear, joy, laundry, dishes,
children, lack and plenty. There is no such thing as women’s work or men’s
work. There is only your life’s work together and she needs you to roll up your
sleeves and dig in right alongside her. Cook dinner, change diapers and kiss
bruised knees. You will be amazed at how much more happily (eagerly!) a woman
will share her body when she knows you are there to share all the big and small
parts of her life.
Side note: If I hear one more of you say you are
“babysitting the kids” while your wife is gone, I will start handing out copies
of The Feminine Mystique. (And nobody wants that.) They are your kids as
thoroughly as they are hers. You aren’t babysitting, you are parenting. When
she leaves don’t make her feel guilty, don’t ask her to take the baby with her
(she will if she wants to) and don’t text or call to ask when she is coming
home. They are just children, for heaven’s sake. I think you can handle it.
FOUR: She needs a moment in each day that is just about
her. Your wife needs time and space, two
things that are in short supply in a life full of work and play dates and pick
ups. She needs room to breathe, create, to stop and do nothing at all. Every
woman is different. Some of us dive into bubble baths, others walk under the
stars and some (this one included) write until they find themselves at the end
of a sentence. Remind her to escape. It will help her remember she wants to
come back. When she returns she will be rejuvenated and renewed, the absolute
opposite of, “Not tonight, honey. I am too tired.” Hint. Hint.
FIVE: It isn’t any blasted fun. Yikes. There it is. The
elephant in the room. Women are more likely to want to have sex when an orgasm
is involved and too often, it is not. For reasons unknown, the female orgasm
has been shrouded in a cloak of mystery and unattainability. (In case you were
wondering, the cloak is made of polyester and really doesn’t breathe well.) I
have to lay the blame for the perpetuation of this myth at the feet of men. I
believe the accepted reasoning goes something like this: “Female sexuality is
very different from male sexuality therefore the workings behind it must be
impenetrable.” (IMPENETRABLE! I am sorry. I couldn’t help myself.)
This, of course, is not true.
I had a professor that once gave the perfect description of
the differences between the two sexes, ahem, “get up and go”. He said male
sexual arousal and orgasm was like turning on a light. Locate the switch, turn
it on, and let there be light. Mr. Professor then said female sexual arousal
and orgasm was more like flying a plane. Once you get in the cock pit you have
to flip switches and buttons in the right sequence in order to prepare for
takeoff. The process is slightly more involved and yes, you have to get a feel
for it. But once you do… holy cow, the sky is the limit. (Oh my gosh, I hope my
Dad stopped reading two paragraphs ago.)
Don’t be intimidated. At any given moment most men can
explain the rules behind the BCS, know what is happening under the hood of
their favorite car and quote stats from sports people only care about when the
Olympics comes around. You guys are capable of processing information and
applying it in life. That is the only skill needed here. No magic involved.
Educate yourself. Read a few books. Ask her questions. Women have been having
orgasms since, you know, there were women. The how to’s are not a secret. Don’t
be embarrassed. There is nothing cringe inducing about making your wife and her
needs a priority. You are learning together and my goodness, could you ask for
a better lesson plan? Practice makes perfect. I hate to say it. But to get good
at sex you need to have a lot of sex. I know, such a burden.
Hello again, sir. How are you doing? Did I say orgasm too
many times? I am so sorry.
Orgasm.
Alright, so maybe you haven’t been at the top of your game
the past few hours, days, weeks, months or, ahem, years. One of the purest joys
of life is our ability to change for the better. Start now. Leave the TV off,
take a break from the video games and postpone that camping trip. You have work
to do and what a great work it is.
And my goodness, isn’t she worth it?
Source: http://www.meginprogress.com/five-reasons-your-wife-wont-have-sex-with-you/